Plots on the phallus-shaped island are on sale for less than the average price of a property in the North East of England.
For as little as £81,000 you can buy an ocean-view on the secluded utopia in the south Pacific.
The 42-acre private island - lined with coconut palms, white beaches and tropical flowers - is being carved up into 97 lots plus an "owner's" clubhouse.
Located in crystal clear waters less than two miles off Fiji's second largest island, Mavuva sits within a protected coral reserve.
The stunning retreat is only accessible by a short 10-minute boat transfer as the nearest big airport is on Vanua Levu, Fiji's second largest island.
With parts of the unfortunately-shaped idyll rising more than 110ft above sea level, all of the plots will enjoy a view of the luminous lagoon.
The development includes a beachfront clubhouse, restaurant and bar and a seven acre organic garden.
For the bargain price of erecting a holiday home on a hilarious tropical island, it's unlikely the lots will be available for long before being snapped up.
(express.co.uk)